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Mad Wrestling Hose Man consists of a rubbery male figure that
inflates, then adopts a crouching wrestling pose when its
connecting umbilical hose (running from his back) delivers the
appropriate level of water pressure.
Increasing the pressure causes some of the various apertures that
the figure to open, resulting in him lashing about on the end
of the hose, as water sprays everywhere.
Pulsations of the water, combined with even more pressure, make
the figure fling around totally out of control. This is where the
opponent comes into his/her own, as they try with varying degrees
of success to grapple with and subdue the Mad Hose Man.
Also doubles up as an irrigation device for public parks, but I'll
that for someone's intern to detail that idea extension. Ha
Inflatable Flailing Arm Swordsmen
[xaviergisz, Jan 19 2016]
||The people who make those nasty Japanese cartoons would love hose man and his various apertures.
|| Probably when not fighting he would need a day job (to pay the water bill). Firefighter? Sprinkler? Bad dog discourager?
||Can we obtain different models such as a Mad Wrestling Hose
WOman? Sales would surely rise if the wet opponent were of
an appropriate anatomically-correct gender to encourage
wet, cardio exercise on the lawn. [+]