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Master Pee

1.5 acres of themed bathrooms
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Master Pee would have one purpose, urination. For $10.00 you could purchase an all day pass that would grant the customer unlimited refills to soda machines and of course the 20 or some odd themed bathrooms. Possible themes include Old Timey Outhouse, Bathroom of the Future, Replica toliet that Elvis died on, Rave Bathroom, and the List goes on... Periodically the themes would change to corrospond with the holidays. The only problem i would run into would be finding people to staff such a facility.
ferg, Aug 22 2002

Oz's Public Facilities Map http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/
Apparently, the government of Oz takes finding the loo very seriously. Notice the PSMA membership [RayfordSteele, Aug 22 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

The Competition http://www.urinal.net
A Priceless Collection. [RayfordSteele, Aug 23 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]


       Right, that does it, [Blissmiss] .... next invention up, an X-Ray Stalliscope that can see through Bathroom Slippers .... I know you're in there .....
8th of 7, Aug 22 2002

       //The only problem//. Optimistic soul, aren't you? I'm not a raver so I don't know for certain, but I doubt that any sober person would pay to go in a Rave Bathroom.   

       Surely this could be successful as a roadside attraction somewhere in America.
half, Aug 22 2002

       Only in America ......   

       NB the correct category for this idea is "Childish Obsession: Toilet"
8th of 7, Aug 22 2002

       [8th of 7] - you *wish* that category existed.
sild, Aug 22 2002

       sild: Yes, so I could mask it from my view.
8th of 7, Aug 22 2002

       Put up some grandstands and you could have Master Pee Theatre.
bristolz, Aug 22 2002

       I see it on a guided tour package, together with the World's Largest Ball of Twine.
RayfordSteele, Aug 22 2002

       Fire hydrant, Santa's Lap, Tree Urinal, Space Toilet, etc.   

       You shall call it... Piss-neyland!
polartomato, Aug 23 2002

       don't forget the fountains with nice trickling water sounds...
forgeman, Aug 23 2002

       Pissneyland... the most relieving place on earth...
RayfordSteele, Aug 23 2002

       leave out the 'stadium at half-time' theme. ick.
rbl, Aug 23 2002

       What's next, Scat-ney Land? Let's not and say we did.
panamax, Aug 23 2002

       "Scat-ney Land, the crappiest place on earth."
AfroAssault, Aug 24 2002

       Would the ladies be accomodated as well, or would it simply be stand-ups?
RayfordSteele, Aug 24 2002

po, Aug 24 2002

       I was just thinking, it would be "cool" for the guys to have a giant pad of snow where they could go and write messages.   

       High fiber buffet complete with costumed foam rubber Mr. Hanky, at your service. This gives new meaning to "sit-down" restaurant. Ideas: toilet with huge magazine rack, toilet with internet connected computer (wipe down keyboard after each use, please...), toilet paper printer exhibition, custom TP shop, old-fashioned toilet sampler, giant toilet water slide... unlimited Mountain Dew. Ah, the joy of relief. Giant flaming burnout toilet... Roman style communal pisser...
polartomato, Aug 25 2002

       I want this place to exist, just to increase the odds that the sort of people who would frequent such a place will all be struck by the same bolt of lightning or whirled away together in the same tornado.   

       But that's mean, right? So I didn't say it. You're just reading the mind of the bearded me in an alternate universe who tried to post at halfknackery.kom and accidentally typed through a wormhole-edit-box.   

       I meant to say: I want universal joy, even for the Master Pee folk. May it happen within our lifetime.
horripilation, Nov 25 2002

       +...funny there is play named "Urine Town"...
xandram, Aug 14 2006

       Youall know that your nationality is constrained while you're there - you're a-peein'.
normzone, Aug 14 2006

       I like, but more as a 'correctional facility', for example recreating the gents of the now demolished 'Rose and Punchbowl' Public House of Redmans Road, London E1 circa 1997, would remind me how much better and more wholesome life I lead now, and how nostalgia yearns for falsehood...[+]
Azazello, Aug 14 2006

       Its fairly easy to get "domestic" housecleaning and janitorial workers to keep the place staffed. You could even have a big display board that indicates the total number of flushes that have taken place facility wide. And you could have benchmark sheets to hand out after every session like they do at laser tag with all of the stats.. like total flushes today, and where you rank compared to other users and your #1 to #2 ratio. Perhaps have local tournaments or official "peeing contests" where teams from other cities and states can compete for trophies and cash prizes. As for the fountain idea, the more people who pee, the higher the stream.
Jscotty, Aug 14 2006

       Each highway rest stop should have a themed bathroom, so kids are more likely to want to stop and "go" at a convenient location instead of waiting until you're 32 miles from the next rest stop to announce it's urgent. (I'm sure I was horrible on long car trips as a kid.)   

       Of course, you couldn't make it *too* fun, or they'll want to stop at every exit.
paix120, Mar 28 2009

       //You should have a whole wall coated with special paint that turns purple when you pee on it... people could write their names...//   

       That sounds like a bunnable idea in and of itself!
Jscotty, Mar 28 2009

       I wish I could remember what I said at the very beginning of this idea. I don't recall this idea at all. I think it's hilarious now...
blissmiss, Mar 28 2009

       Can we have a Rube Goldberg room?
RayfordSteele, Mar 28 2009


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