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Some people like gnomes, but they have little practical use. Now my idea gives them one.
What if we gave the gnome of choice a metronome, and placed it ontop of the piano, so it would keep time.
Stylish, useful, and you could stick it in the yard if you wanted to. (Then we could give all of the
other gnomes instruments to play and create a GnomeBand)
Baked...in a card game? [vigilante, Oct 10 2004]
(?) Korg Metro Gnome micro- metronome
[bleh, Jun 10 2007]
||What if he waggled his hips as he kept time a'tick?
||A pun in search of an idea?
||Korg made a metronome called the "metrognome" once. Its now called the minimetro (i believe). possibly because the gnomes got offended.