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This guy's gimmick is that he's supposedly a trained ballet
dancer, but has been banished because his massive strength
injured too many ballerinas... He does a grand-jete into the
ring, he pirouettes before delivering dropkicks, he does
amazing lifts with his opponents before power-slamming
them
into the mat. He wrestles in toe-shoes, which may or
may not conceal a hidden weapon. He gets his dazed
opponent into doing a tango that turns into a devstating side-
suplex. And beware his finisher - the NUTCRACKER SWEET!
you thought I wouldn't notice?
AllBlacks_20V_20Eng...acker_20_96_20Sweet [po, Dec 02 2010]
Oldya Butgudenoff
http://www.youtube....watch?v=UFdpXCGCaa4 [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 05 2010]
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Should probably be in the superhero category. |
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And he hails from from darkest Freezyassov. |
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Pointe shoes are reasonably rigid at the tip, so they would be a formidable weapons in the right hands... er, feet. |
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And his lovely assistant, Olive Erklozoff. |
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Ripurnutzof would fit better with the nutcracker
suite. |
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In a Futurama episode, Bender did some robot wrestling in a tutu as the Gender Bender. |
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//formidable weapons in the right hands... er, feet.// |
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//Olive Erklozoff//
Yeah, you wish (and so do the rest of the guys...)
(Took me a few seconds to decipher it - very clever.) |
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With his bouncer body guards: Peekop and Dropov. |
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They're his drivers, Shirley? |
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What if it took more than just the suffix "off" to
make a name sound anything like Russian? |
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Yeah, shouldn't it be Olive Erklozova? |
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And Peekop sounds Afrikaans, to me. |
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