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Misheard Lyrics Captcha

Prove you're human by typing the wrong lyrics
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The computer plays Manfred Mann: "Blinded By the Light"

You type in 'Wrapped up like a douche'

Authenticated. You are not a bot...

RayfordSteele, Jun 15 2015

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       You are funny. +
blissmiss, Jun 15 2015
  

       For the religious, "Gladly my cross-eyed bear", or "Guide me, O thou great red emu" ...   

       Also, there's a very good song about Three German Officers ...
8th of 7, Jun 15 2015
  

       Is that one of the single eggs?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 15 2015
  

       If it is, that means you're the walrus. Or the Nowhere Man. Or possibly both.
8th of 7, Jun 15 2015
  

       + "xcuse me while I kiss this guy"
xandram, Jun 17 2015
  

       It could be a multiple choice:

Q1. You get up in the morning in order that you can slave for some bread. In what state are your ears?

A. Just fine, thanks
B. Red
C. On fire
hippo, Jun 17 2015
  

       Q2. You are able to see (your new girlfriend) now (your previous girlfriend) has gone. What are the names of your previous and current girlfriends?

A. Margaret; Janet
B. Lorraine; Deirdre
C. Liz; Jane
hippo, Jun 17 2015
  

       Q3. You are planning a trip to La Isla Bonita. What did you dream about last night?

A. Some bagels
B. Some doughnuts
C. Some pretzels
hippo, Jun 17 2015
  

       Q4. A girl goes by. Does she have:   

       A. Tourette's
B. A cold
C. Colitis
  

       Q5. You have a bear called Gladly. Is your bear:   

       A. Amnesiac
B. Cross-eyed
C. Obese
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 17 2015
  

       Afraid these would all defeatable by a decent database.
RayfordSteele, Jun 18 2015
  

       She's got electric boobs and Mohair shoes, You know I read it in a magazine. Fanny and the Jets
popbottle, Jun 19 2015
  

       Oi vey, Maria!
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 19 2015
  
      
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