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A tampon that, when pulled out, makes the classic wine-bottle cork-removal squeak followed by a popping sound.
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Uh... you *do* realize that women go through lots of tampons
during their period, right? This would quickly get annoying. |
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nononono, it's the last one of the bunch. |
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Oh. Well in that case, [+] |
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//it's the last one of the bunch// |
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It doesn't have to, perti. The user does, presumably, before
putting it in. Basically, you'd keep it in your purse or cargo
pocket until it's time to don your last one, and insert the special
tampon. Like breaking out the good champagne in anticipation
of good things to come. |
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Yes, but imagine the anticlimax every time the the user guessed wrong; "*pop* - No! Wait!" |
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A + for thinking of women and their never ending pain
and suffering, and torment. Or were you thinking of
men and their never ending horny-ness? |
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//horny-ness//
which I read as "hornet's nest" which gives you some idea as to where I stand on the issue. |
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What's the point - to inspire discussion in the ladies' room? No thanks. I don't need to know this kinda shit. |
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