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It was nine o'clock at night, and nearing the end of a rainy New England October, that meant it was dark. The Walker walked on the edge of the street, heeding the local custom of avoiding the unshoveled sidewalks. There was no snow yet, just moisture, but it was habit. Everyone walks on the streets.
The Walker was wearing cargo pants and a dull hoodie pulled over his golf cap. He was finishing off the crust of his peanut butter banana sandwich as he walked, but he looked just disheveled enough to be pegged as a cigarette smoker from a distance.
The moon was stuck behind a curtain of diaphanous clouds but the streets were dimly yet consistently lit from an unending corridor of dim porch lights. Seeing the nearest stop sign illuminate itself with the glow of a car distantly behind him, the Walker crossed a poorly kept grass strip onto the craggly sidewalk. Immediately the porch light whose walkway he had entered sensed his motion and shut itself off. He had finished his crust by this point. The Walker continued on, past the next porch, which also darkened itself. The next did the same. They remained dark for some time as the Walker continued on, carrying the darkness with him everywhere he went. The moon shone brighter as he passed under it.
Another stupid idea
http://www.fotocomm...c/pc/display/706237 [zeno, Sep 16 2009]
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the next two or three porch lights were broken as he walked on and he tripped falling face first into his peanut butter sandwich... |
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Very H P Lovecraft ....... [+] |
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There are a few things wrong with this idea. First, it sounds like a
let's all, especially given that most people currently don't even
have motion sensors to activate their porch lights. Second, in my
neighborhood, it would get peoples' vehicles vandalized. Third, it
would also get pedestrians attacked and women raped. Fourth,
and this, I admit, is a potential benefit, it would ensure that kids
on Halloween go candyless. Fifth, I'm pretty sure this has been
done in some movies and novels about magic and science
fiction. Usually the lights are somehow suppressed by the
walker. |
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All in all, I have to fishbone this. [-] |
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I don't, I prefer my (rather mundane) mid-night walkies unperturbed by spotlights. [+] |
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I love this idea and how it was presented. I
understood it, and I would like it. Even if it were only
in a "dream like" state, and something that would be
unsafe to do, I want one. |
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I place this rather dimly lit croissant at your feet, oh
doughnut person. |
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The whole point of porch lights being left on at night is usually
for security. Why in God's name would people want them to go
out when a stranger approaches? That's usually an indicator of
faulty wiring. This is just a bad idea. Sorry to be so blunt, but
that's the way it is. |
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You could have them turn back on if the person came sufficiently close. Glad you found your random idea to dislike today, though, 21. |
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Also, I can't believe you tried calling this a let's all. You really don't get that one yet. |
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I think 21 has lost touch with his inner child. (I hope
he can find him again.) |
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A nice courtesy to passers-by, in some
circumstances. They could go back on again,
brighter, if the passer approaches. |
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I think a better solution is to simply limit the range of the
motion sensors that activate the lights. |
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//First, it sounds like a let's all, especially given that most people currently don't even have motion sensors to activate their porch lights// |
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They're used on electric lights, down in the more densely inhabited parts of the country, away from the mountain fastnesses. Hard to fit that sort of thing to a kerosene lantern, I guess. |
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Heck, they's even got electric music machines, so's you don't have to rely so much on fiddles and banjos, in them city places. |
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[21Quest], I agree it is a very stupid idea to have a security light turn off upon approach. It is as stupid as taking of your saddle and steering from your bicycle, welding them together and hanging them on the wall, stupid and ugly. Except when you look at it in a certain way it resembles the head of a bull and that is brilliant and by Picasso and one of the most famous artworks ever. Check my link and when you see the bull, check this idea again. |
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Completely different, Zeno. The bull doesn't ask anyone else to do anything. This idea does. |
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I always imagine this is what's happening when a street light I am passing beneath extinguishes itself. Well written, perfect mood, thank you. |
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[21 Quest], this one went completely over your head, // Sorry to be so blunt, but that's the way it is. // |
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The bull is a great image, but remember, the goal of the game is to compel [21] to google something less than appealing. |
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The bull does ask. very quietly. Can you hear it? That's the art talking to you. |
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//I ain't Googling shit.// |
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Sorry to hear that. It's a fascinating subject, I understand. |
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Well it was with the Bowl-Spanning Dung post. I just meant I'm not Googling it again. I hate redundancy, you know. |
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Sorry, could you repeat that last bit? I didn't quite catch it. |
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Flight of whimsy or nay, anything that cuts down urban light pollution gets my bun [+] |
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