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SFX: THEME MUSIC
VFX: OPENING MONTAGE
ANNX: "Good Evening, AMERICA! Are you ready for
HOUR of the funniest, sweetest, and most SHOCKING
videos around? WE think you ARE - and believe us, WE
TELL! In the fine American tradition of CANDID CAMERA
and AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME
VIDEOS, the NSA
(remember, 'when it comes to terrorism, there's No
Answer, and that's why you need the NSA!') brings you
another episode of 'THE NSA'S GREAT MOMENTS IN
SURVEILLANCE'! The best REAL-LIFE, UNSCRIPTED moments captured
from the nationwide network of SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS
and SECURITY DRONES that are keeping YOU safe, 24-7!
Declassified, enhanced, and family-friendly! And now
here's your host, the lady who knows what YOU had for
breakfast - KATJA LOOKEN!"
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 19 2016]
||"Smile ! You're on Candid Drone Camera ..."
||//You're on Candid Drone Camera
||Hopefully they edit out the cross-hairs on the footage.
||// they edit out the cross-hairs on the footage //
||yes.. but only for public relations purposes