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Naked Banking

Clothing optional banking
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Customers and tellers allowed to decide how much clothing they want to wear inside the bank.

Drivethru and ATMs mostly clothing mandatory.

Showers and lockers provided to customer by adjoining health club.

Own/merge with a normal bank change to allow tellers to have a real option of the environs they work in.

Security to keep out minors and pervs.

Start up near nudist resort or beach. Only move to New York, London when the climate is right.

Online banking allows preference to be set at account opening.

Advertising and name recognition would be easy. Being taken seriously would be much more difficult.

popbottle, Feb 04 2014

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       Three words: why?
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 04 2014
  

       Nudity is the next big goal on the way to total liberty. If nudes can be served at banks that would be a major achievement.
rcarty, Feb 04 2014
  

       Man is born free, and everywhere he is indecent.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 04 2014
  

       Everywhere he is in chains!
rcarty, Feb 04 2014
  

       Yeah, that's true as well. Starbucks and Wallmart aren't going out of business anytime soon.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 04 2014
  

       Then he must be free to go naked.
rcarty, Feb 04 2014
  

       A Naked Wallmart makes me shudder, but it would change the rate of shoplifting. Up or down couldn't say.
popbottle, Feb 04 2014
  

       The principal objection to public nudity is nothing to do with morals, decency, peversion or anything like that - simply that the vast majority of humans look much better when covered up.
8th of 7, Feb 04 2014
  

       If the bank customers were required to be naked, it could make robbery a bit more difficult....
Vernon, Feb 04 2014
  
      
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