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Naked Santa Xmas Tree

 Party surprise tree
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Have a Christmas tree that pops open to reveal a naked santa - like one of those cakes that have naked dancing girls pop out of them. The tree will have to be bushy to hide naked santa's girth.
—JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2005

Why Jesus is better than Santa http://www.new-life.net/jcbetter.htm
[JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2005]

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       Occasionally you see an idea that is so absurd you just have to vote for it.
—UnaBubba, Dec 19 2005
   

       I'm voting for irony--J. Christ leaving the Christ out of Christmas.
—ldischler, Dec 19 2005
   

       A belly like a bowl full of jelly and a big, red (ahem) face.
—fridge duck, Dec 19 2005
   

       //leaving the Christ out of Christmas//   

       Which would leave Mas, or "plenty", in PNG Pidgin English. Seems appropriate to me.
—UnaBubba, Dec 19 2005
   

       Strong work, [JC].
—bungston, Dec 20 2005
   

       Santa... bah humbug.
—JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2005
   

       Apropos. An idea like this lies in the realm of the inevitable, who whouldn't want one?
—daseva, Dec 15 2006
   

       and i get bones.
—Stork, Dec 15 2006
   
      
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