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It''s pretty simple, if you really hate someone and not giving them a gift doesn't represent how much you hate them you should give them a negative gift, in the spirt of the christmas omni-prison.
A negative gift could be something like a punch in the arm to a flat tire. but you have to make it
christmas-y.
Dead Roses
http://www.deadroses.com/
Baked: I remember seeing something about this on a tv show once. [gamerchyk, Oct 04 2004]
Paybacks are hell?
http://www.thepayba...com/getrevenge.html
Wow. These are even worse than dead flowers. [gamerchyk, Oct 04 2004]
archive.org:doodoo.com
http://web.archive..../http://doodoo.com/
this site used to ship a box of horse crap for $20 US. (site is gone. link goes to cached site) [footzilla, Oct 02 2005, last modified Nov 06 2005]
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A festive chocolate-covered hand-grenade? A tratitional globe-shaped tree ornament containing a neutron bomb? Arsenic-laced brandy butter? |
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Just steal something from them. |
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Funny [lostdog]. To make it "christmas-y" you should steal a present they have already been given. |
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Hmmm. Sounds mean. (-). How 'bout if you spend the time/money on a more charitable venture. "Hate" and "Christmas" don't belong in the same sentence, really. |
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Why don't we have any (un)holidays devoted to un-giving? Strange. |
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What about April Fools Day? |
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This is in the evil category for a reason..... |
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//"Hate" and "Christmas" don't belong in the same // |
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What if you're not Christain and you are bombarded for more than a month every year my a foreign religion. |
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Well, then what about all of us athiests that don't choose to complain about the holiday bombardment? I might not be a religous kinda guy, but its not killing me to see that ... and I'm sure other religions, not just Christianity does this, however at other times of the year ... |
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a croissant for you... oh no, hang on.. a bone for you. |
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I think thatgetting a present from someone I KNOW doesn't like me/hates me would be more hurtful (guilt can hurt more than a festive chocolate-covered hand-grenade). |
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You have to generate your own puns. |
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An empty box. Inside an empty box. inside an empty box... (repeat ad-nauseum); reverse the shipping charges. |
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A jack-in-the-box which, when it opens, is a boxing glove which punches you in the nose. |
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Giving batteries but no toy might not be nasty enough, maybe? |
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I remember a notice pinned up which suggests promising to take your kids to Disneyland, driving them round a bit, then taking them to a burnt-out factory/warehouse and saying "Oh no Disneyland's burned down, how awful" saves a fortune. |
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[morrison] That's from "Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handey. |
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The meanest give I can think of would be a metal vibrator that has a large capacitor connected. Set to discharge like a stun gun. Of course, hating someone enough to give them this, yet having them like me enough to accept and use the gift seems very unlikely. I think I'll continue putting coal in the stockings of the bad people. |
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Like negative gift certificates? |
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