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One Feather Duster

Well, I think the name sort of defines the product rather well.
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Whilst dusting today, with my big honking old feather duster, that I love like a son, I realized it was way too big to get into the little itty bitty areas, of dusty items and surfaces. It tends to knock stuff over with it's bulky feathery feathers, and simply doesn't fit into other tiny nooks and crannies.

And then a miracle occurred...one feather broke off while I was trying to stuff it into a small desk mail holder, and It broke off and flew gracefully to the floor. Just like some mystical, magical message from above, I realized my vexing problem had been suddenly solved.

I picked up the beautiful lone feather, and I dusted all the tiny neglected areas, I was unable to dust before. But it was hard to hold because it wasn't made to dust alone. It lacked a little tiny handle to hold it firmly in place. So all this lonely feather would need is some sort of handle attached, and viola, a One Feather Duster would be born.

That's it. One Feather Duster. One small solution, for one huge problem.

blissmiss, Mar 14 2016

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       I'm down with this.   

       Some puns could get you quilled.
normzone, Mar 14 2016
  

       Comes with a bald rubber chicken with a single tiny hole to house the feather when not in use.
xenzag, Mar 15 2016
  

       To be used in a one horse town! +
xandram, Mar 15 2016
  

       // Comes with a bald rubber chicken with a single tiny hole to house the feather when not in use. //   

       Uhrrgh … that's one ugly, UGLY image that's going to be very hard to forget …
8th of 7, Mar 15 2016
  

       Your comment makes me very happy. An image worm lodged deep in your brain.
xenzag, Mar 15 2016
  

       This one tickles me. [+]
AusCan531, Mar 15 2016
  

       sounds like an Injun name
FlyingToaster, Mar 21 2016
  

       I keep thinking this is an address, and if you posted a letter to “One Feather Duster” it would actually get there (or if they’re not in, maybe Three, Feather Duster could take it in).
Ian Tindale, Mar 21 2016
  

       I was thinking it sounded like a famous Indian Chief's name.
blissmiss, Mar 21 2016
  
      
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