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Most considerate folks keep their cell phones and pagers set to vibrate. When set on a hard surface, a vibrating pager skitters and hums across the desk or counter. The Pager Holding Spider is a plastic arachnid with a pager receptacle in its back. While at your desk, store your pager with this helpful
critter. When the pager buzzes, the Spider (with lifelike hair!) will scuttle menacingly in your direction!
||Ew, I'd never touch my phone again, fake tarantula or real.
||I thought it was something that held the spider while you summon help!