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This is a similar game to paper please in that you are a
border control officer.
But instead of preventing terrorist (or maybe including that
job), your role is to prevent infected people from entering.
This can be as 'safe' as a flesh eating bacteria, to Ebola
viruses, to... zombies.
country may be a shamble, but you be dammned if you
any infected in.
[mofosyne, Sep 04 2014]
||Migrants just tried to rush a ferry in Calais, so Mystery Bad Taste Theatre awards you a bun sweetened fishcake, although officials will probably dispense with the Papers please feature and just treat everyone like zombies.
||With Ebola, all you have to do is keep them
talking and wait to see if they start to bleed
from mucous membranes
||What happens if they were just drinking raspberry juice, and accidentally sneeze some out..
||What's needed is some kind of paper shuffling device, so when the border guard says "Your papers are not in order" you can just put them in the device, they come out shuffled and then say "How about now?".