Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Pet Crack Rock
The new pet rock craze and get rid of drugs at the same time
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Basically you take crack rocks off the street put them in glass beads and implant a mircochip to make ubran street noises you have a new craze

oriondarkwood, Nov 16 2003

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       I'm sure there's a huge market for mircochips making ubran noises in your new craze. Now, please put the fork down carefully and stand against the wall with your hands high and your feet wide apart.

UnaBubba, Nov 16 2003
  

       My pet crack prefers D-I-S-C-O.

dobtabulous, Nov 17 2003
  

       This must be one of his 'werid' ideas.

RayfordSteele, Nov 17 2003
  

       pleese no crack cracks

po, Nov 17 2003
  

       MFD pun?

DrCurry, Nov 17 2003
  
      
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