Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Pets That Live On Your Face

Inside specialized tubes
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Mice. Ants. Hamsters. Kids love’em, they’re easy to care for and they live in clear plastic tubes (that is, the critters, not so much the kids). The interconnected system is shaped so it can be worn over the head. The creatures scurry around, over your nose, up your eyebrows, and down your neck, inside their tubes. Mice may sit on top of your head for the panoramic view. Have spare hamsters? Get the torso addition, for extra room. For ants, get the armpit nesting accessory. Feed & water your pets whenever you wish… they're always nearby.
Amos Kito, Jul 10 2003

or for your feet http://www.halfbake...0Comfort_20Slippers
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

And then there's this http://www.sky.com/...00-10447559,00.html
if bris didn't dissuade you this sure as hell will [Nickynackynoo, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Gerbil Shirt http://totallyabsurd.com/gerbilshirt.htm
patented since '99 [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       I have a pet leech can I skip the tubes?

This reminds me of an ex-girlfriend....
silverstormer, Jul 11 2003
  

       I vote for flies. Have you ever lain in the sun and had a fly walk up your arm, making those tiny steps, each one heaven sent? No? Well, you haven’t lived, then. When I see those videos of supposedly starving children in the Sudan or someplace, faces covered up with flies, I’m just so envious.
pluterday, Jul 11 2003
  

       Didn't someone do an idea for wearable goldfish?
DrCurry, Jul 11 2003
  

       Very creative. But a nightmare for some people. OK, I guess I'll go with a croissant vote.
mrthingy, Jul 11 2003
  

       I used to have a pet frog that had some sort of attraction to peoples faces, when ever me or anyone else would stick their face in to his terrarium to look at him he would come flying out of some plant or somthing and just go splat onto their face, and then just sit there, he was a kinda weird frog.
Gulherme, Jul 11 2003
  

       Being folically challenged I think I'd like a scalp zoo with little cages for all the different animals. I'd paint the hamsters with tiger stripes. Oo, oo, oo and I could replace the frames of my glasses with hollow plastic tubes and the cockroaches could run around them.
Nickynackynoo, Jul 11 2003
  

       [bris] If I looked down and found flies coming out of my penis, that wouldn’t concern me. My concern would be to find who’d grafted the damn thing to me in the first place.
pluterday, Jul 11 2003
  

       An addadictomy?
bristolz, Jul 11 2003
  

       I think [bris]'s link would have also been appropriate for the unisperm idea.
Worldgineer, Jul 11 2003
  

       How did I miss this one?
RayfordSteele, Nov 07 2004
  
      
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