Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Poo flinger
In car toilet, anti-road rage device
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I've always thought that a brilliant thing would be to have a toilet built into your car. This would help for long road trips, (especially if you are an astronaut hunting down an ex-lover's new muse).

It would work like this, you would wear a sort of an air-tight plastic diaper that handled the important genitals appropriately. The Diaper would then hook into the car seat by way of a tube emerging from your fly. During defecation you would push a button that created a suction effect within the diaper as to help with cleanliness. It could even have a built in wash cycle, considering the diaper is air-tight.

Afterwards there are two option of what to do with the waste. One, the easy more friendly option would be to keep it in a tank that could be emptied at truck stops and gas stations. Or my preference is a cannon built onto the roof of the car, which the passenger would control, so when someone cuts you off, or you drive by a McDonald's you can let them know how you feel without the noise pollution of a normal horn.

-Colonel Muffins


ColonelMuffins, Mar 19 2007



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       "If you have any poo, fling it now."
-Chimp # 1 (Madagascar)
  

       Poo is funny, but it's not such a geat idea to introduce yourself to a new online community with a poo joke.

rcarty, Mar 19 2007
  

       "Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!"
The chimp's name is Mason, btw.

neutrinos_shadow, Mar 19 2007
  

       When I scanned this in the recent items page I kept missing the "l" in the title.   

       Welcome to the half bakery, ColonelMeadowMuffins, may I offer you a fishbone.

Galbinus_Caeli, Mar 20 2007
  

       Skimmed. [Galbinus_Caeli] A scan would have revealed the stinky finger for what it is.

the dog's breakfast, Mar 20 2007
  

       what [G_C] said
both sentences.

xandram, Mar 20 2007
  

       No, I wrote two. In separate paragraphs, but a single annotation.

Galbinus_Caeli, Mar 20 2007
  

       Wow this is just disgusting. //without the noise pollution of a normal horn.// Yes, let us give up our perhaps slightly annoying horns for a complicated, disgusting, graphic, and messy alternative that instead emits fecal pollution. A poo covered fishbone for you.

acurafan07, Mar 20 2007
  


 
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