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slam on the brakes, and the horn sounds. duh

jkreid, Feb 05 2004

Unmerry-Go-Round http://www.halfbake...ea/Unmerry-Go-Round
Unmerry passenger! Emergency shutdown! Brenda, call security! Sir! Please exit the ride immediately! [ghillie, Oct 04 2004]

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       If I had a nickel for every time I honked at a street light.....or parking meter......or future roadkill. Drivers Ed would be a little funnier, though.   

       If you're performing a panic stop for street lights and parking meters, [yabba_do_yabba_dabba], the rest of us would do well to be warned of your presence. [+]

ConsultingDetective, Feb 06 2004
  

       (-) for your attitude. Lighten up! You must've been riding my Unmerry-Go-Round a little too much...

ghillie, Feb 06 2004
  

       Huh. Tempting. I can never honk when I'm panic stopping or swerving or anything else, and that's usually when it's most appropriate to use the tootle.   

       I'll think about it. Undecided for now.

k_sra, Feb 06 2004
  

       ditto

KLRico, Feb 06 2004
  

       False alarms. One person slams on the brakes, subsequently honks, causing nearby motorists to be alarmed, subsequently braking, causing nearby motorists to be alarmed, subsequently braking, subsequently honking. Noise pollution, ad infinitum.   

       Brilliant deduction, Detective. I need to work on making the facetious more obvious.   

       The author presumes the horn should sound in every situation requiring quick, heavy braking. Not so.

waugsqueke, Feb 06 2004
  

       How about a dual signal:
ABS brakes engage AND double-death-grip on steering wheel at the 10'oclock and 2'oclock positions causes airhorn to sound.

1st2know, Feb 06 2004
  
      
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