Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Pornographic breakfast cereal
Ooh! "Cheeroticos"
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Breakfast cereal with pieces moulded into tiny, anatomically correct men and women in a variety of positions. As you pour the cereal into your bowl, some of the figures will appear to fall together in suggestive positions. If you don't like the positions that you see, mix up the cereal and see if you get something new.

hippo, Mar 11 2005

NSFW: World's Largest Bowl of Pornographic Breakfast Cereal http://public.fotki...tica_bathtub_4.html
[calum, Mar 11 2005]

Fra Angelico's Final Judgement http://easyweb.easy...i/angelic/pic36.htm
In the Museo di San Marco, Florence [hippo, Mar 12 2005]

pass the pigs http://www.captainj...gs/PassThePigs.html
[po, Mar 12 2005]

Porn Bread http://www.porn-bread.com/
For people who don't like cereal. [Detly, Mar 17 2005]

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       Why not. Saddo's need to eat too. [+]

etherman, Mar 11 2005
  

       heh. breakfast orgy. heh. [+]

contracts, Mar 11 2005
  

       Although I can't help imagining this would look like a ghastly horror film after a while - assuming the cereal gets shaken up, there will inevitably be a few dismembered limbs and headless corpses floating in your milk. Then after a few minutes the figures will start to dissolve and fall apart as if in some kind of huge acid-bath.
These are probably the reasons why this idea hasn't been baked yet by some big cereal manufacturer.

hippo, Mar 11 2005
  

       if they were policemen and policewomen, it would be a variation of Pass the Pigs.

po, Mar 11 2005
  

       a free condom in each pack? "hmm don't remember cheerio's being so chewy."

etherman, Mar 11 2005
  

       Croissant.

calum, Mar 11 2005
  

       Dismembered members and headless heads.

phundug, Mar 11 2005
  

       Fantastic... this could include a variation with the sexual body spots only, such as breasts and so...

NeoPiter, Mar 11 2005
  

       Huh, I wish they had this on the market. It would've made my best friend's bachelorette party last weekend that much more fun.

Machiavelli, Mar 11 2005
  

       It's just come to me - the image that was in the back of my mind when writing this idea. See link.

hippo, Mar 12 2005
  

       nah, pass the pigs. I know you better!

po, Mar 12 2005
  

       Would bring new meaning to the phrases " bite me "and "eat me ".

python, Mar 12 2005
  

       [contracts], you surprise me.

zeno, Mar 12 2005
  

       "Are they Cheerios?"
"No, Fellatios."

UnaBubba, Mar 13 2005
  

       most important meal of the day?... [+]

bkyaffe, Mar 13 2005
  

       Well, I'm not sure I'll want to drink the milk from that cereal bowl. [+]

Pericles, Mar 13 2005
  

       Tastes like...

UnaBubba, Mar 14 2005
  

       ... vagina jam!   

       (Actually, biased by the title of the idea, I thought it was [benfrost]'s).

Pericles, Mar 14 2005
  

       How about "Pornflakes"?

Ling, Mar 16 2005
  

       Available in urban areas under the name Beeyotchios?

shapu, Mar 16 2005
  

       Brilliant <Ling>.

etherman, Mar 16 2005
  

       "Some multiplying may occur during shipment."

FarmerJohn, Mar 16 2005
  

       This could be a great moneyspinner. Just put one of each sex in a box, store for six months, then ship.

UnaBubba, Mar 16 2005
  

       I have seen candies and lollipops on this theme... but it adds a whole new meaning to "Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!". Or how about the Lucky Charms slogan revisited "They're masochistically delicious!" Or, maybe "I'm cuckoo for cocko-puffs!". Oh dear. Must go have a bowl of cereal now...

submitinkmonkey, Mar 16 2005
  

       Top idea [hippo].   

       (But even better link [po] - that's the nail in the coffin for my studies!)

Jinbish, Mar 16 2005
  

       "Pass me the fucking cereal, please."   

       "Pornflakes," heh.

bristolz, Mar 17 2005
  
      
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