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Strap *this* to the back of your cat.
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We have a rule against cooking naked without an apron in my house. Don't want to risk injury any of the equipment. |
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[Fancy], either you are unusually tall, or
your work surfaces are unusually low, if
this is an issue for you. |
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[Maxwell] ...or unusually hairy. |
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For god sakes put some pants on. |
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//[Maxwell] ...or unusually hairy.// Your
work surfaces are unusually hairy? I'd say
that was more of an issue than your
genital coiffure. |
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In restaurants, a pubic hat would presumably meet legal requirements just as well as a pubic hairnet. |
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I thought professional cooks were naked under their overalls. |
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... but this is so au contraire to your name [fancypants], unless your pants are made of hairnets. |
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or pubic hairnets made of woven pubic hair... |
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If one shaves or waxes the hairy regions of the kitchen this is no longer an issue. |
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You really should trim that region (but not completely though) if you're going to do any nudy cooking, nudy swimming, or nudy photography. |
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There's probably a completely legitimate reason as to why at first I thought this was some sort of a public networking idea, and it doesn't necessarily mean that I am a nerd. |
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Kinda reminds me of a merkin, which is a pubic wig. I only know this because one of my old Tech School instructors was one Technical Sergeant Murkin, who was not well-liked (I never had problem with him at all) with the majority of the class, and one day somebody decided to Google his name and found some very interesting results, just spelled one letter off. |
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I'm boning this, because many guys, and some women, have a great deal of hair on their bodies that would not be covered at all by a pubic-only hairnet. Honestly, I find armpit hair just as disgusting as pubic hair. Thus, it accomplishes nothing. |
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What if I am a lady (which I am not) and I have on a shirt, a ball cap, and no undies while doing laundry in my place preparing dinner for some guests? |
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There is only one place the hairs can come from, and this idea stops that. |
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Beard hair may be the same hair as pubic hair, but it aint pubic hair when its on yer face. |
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//but it aint pubic hair when its on yer face// Depends on *whose* hair is on your face. |
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// If one shaves or waxes the hairy regions of the kitchen this is no longer an issue. // I beg to differ. I have worked in environments were even the bald guys were required to wear a hair net. |
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