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This device is a combination of an alarm clock, a weather
station and a vending machine. Placed on every street
corner, a loud piercing siren sounds constantly, 24 hours a
day non-stop loudly to alert everyone that global
warming, global cooling and climate change are all really
only way to silence the Climate Change Siren is by
making a payment, insert cash or swipe a credit card and
the Siren will go silent. The Siren will remain silent until the
systems senses more climate change. If a temperature
change is detected, if a breeze is detected the siren will
A portion of the proceeds may be spent fighting
global warming and or on development of a
PU-38 Space Modulator which will be used to extinguish the
||Presumably the unit will be whittled from sustainably-sourced driftwood and powered by a windmill ...
||//PU-38 Space Modulator// I regret that I have but one bun to give.
||//The Siren will remain silent until the systems senses more
climate change.// How will it discriminate "weather" from
"climate change", given that climatologists can't?
||And on the flipside, should weather reportists on
telly factor out the climate change in their
weather reports, so that most weather reports
amount to something like today the climate
change adjusted weather will be