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Public Climate Change Sirens

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This device is a combination of an alarm clock, a weather station and a vending machine. Placed on every street corner, a loud piercing siren sounds constantly, 24 hours a day non-stop loudly to alert everyone that global warming, global cooling and climate change are all really real.

The only way to silence the Climate Change Siren is by making a payment, insert cash or swipe a credit card and the Siren will go silent. The Siren will remain silent until the systems senses more climate change. If a temperature change is detected, if a breeze is detected the siren will reactivate.

A portion of the proceeds may be spent fighting global warming and or on development of a PU-38 Space Modulator which will be used to extinguish the sun.

vfrackis, Oct 19 2018

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       Presumably the unit will be whittled from sustainably-sourced driftwood and powered by a windmill ...
8th of 7, Oct 19 2018
  

       Yes exactly
vfrackis, Oct 19 2018
  

       //PU-38 Space Modulator// I regret that I have but one bun to give.
FlyingToaster, Oct 19 2018
  

       //The Siren will remain silent until the systems senses more climate change.// How will it discriminate "weather" from "climate change", given that climatologists can't?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 20 2018
  

       And on the flipside, should weather reportists on telly factor out the climate change in their weather reports, so that most weather reports amount to something like “today the climate change adjusted weather will be …zero, again”.
Ian Tindale, Oct 20 2018
  
      
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