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When you get home you know your significant other is going to want sex again.
So you need a legitimate excuse, pop a coin into the public head ache device and walk away with a migraine intense enough to prevent your sexual performance.
You would be able to select the intensity of the headache you
choose. Also the machine would dispense aspirin for an extra fee.
It could function in a variety of ways.
Maybe its a bell that you stick your head inside of and then a hammer hits it.
Or it could me a microwave type device that fried your brain a little.
Or maybe its video and audio based, flashing images and irritating sounds until you are on the verge of a seizure.
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Not tonight, Josephine.
Seriously, though, I was under the impression that you did not need the headache - simply express the contrivance that you HAVE a headache. |
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Actually... there's a neat application for the G1 that's perfectly suited to this purpose. It's called Sound Grenade, and its sole function is to emit a piercing, ultra-high-frequency tone that I imagine a dog whistle sounds like to a dog. I have no idea what the purpose is, but I tested it in a bank a few days ago, and it affected everyone in the bank. It had them clamping their hands over their ears and looking around in bewilderment. Nobody noticed that it came from my phone, which was probably a good thing for me. |
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And did any one get their leg over the following night [21 Quest]? |
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I didn't... of course, that could also be due to the fact that my significant other was also in the bank at the time. It really has become one of my favorite applications... |
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[vfrackis] come on over to my house. I'll give ya a
headache for free. No charge. |
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A Public Head Archer might be expected to lead his brigade of bow-and-arrow armed men through the streets of London in some kind of ceremonial function, perhaps performing a ritualised Cupidic action at the end of The Mall. |
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A Public Head Acre, might be of some advantage to those that like dogging. |
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