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R.E.A
Random Events Agency | |
This top secret government agency Is responsible for totally
random and unexpected publicly staged 'events.' Their
mandate includes but is not limited to, UFO sightings on lonely
back roads, carefully choreographed car chases down busy
city streets, fire works displays you can see from a distance
but can't make out where they are coming from or what the
occasion is. Money 'accidentally' dropped in the street and
found when you need it most is often the work of these guys.
Bush fires that burn though the ecologically damaged and
pest ridden scrub on the edge of cities, not touching any
homes or hurting anyone but making the most beautiful
summer sunset.
Nobody, not even the government knows who the R.E.A are,
(ninjas I would expect,) the government gives them the
funding and its up to the directors of the R.E.A to decide how
its best spent.
More secret than the CIA, FBI, DNA, SAS, RNA, CBD, KGB, AIS,
the dudes who fly those black helicopters and the free
masons, Life sure would be boring without them.
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Breaking into people's houses to steal a single sock and to place an unidentifiable piece of vegetable matter to the rear of the fridge. |
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Sure would help to distract us from all the dumb things the rest of our government is doing all the time. |
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Filling the fuel tanks of the random number generators. |
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// ninjas I would expect // |
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Keep talkin' buddy. You're this close to making our "List"... |
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Random "relief" crop circles, occasionally followed
by the sudden overnight existence of a very tall, lone
stairwell... |
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(...still laughing at FJ's comment.) |
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//more secret than DNA//
wht the crap? Loved the idea + |
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Do they employ the autoboner? |
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I think I've seen one of their fronts ... its called "Toys for Tots" ... the government just wants you to THINK they're Marines, but I know better ... OOooh, look, there goes the "Jews For Jesus" tour bus! |
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