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Have fun on your date? Expecting a goodnight kiss? Take home a souvenir of the event by scalping your date with the new razor sharp Tomahawk Cap from Mementos Incorporated. |
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You would have to be careful when courteously raising your hat to a passing lady. Perhaps kevlar gloves are the answer. |
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