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Re-porpoiseing the the Boing 737

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I was thinking they would make good planters, if the top can come off, or more amusing take the wings off them, attach them to a roller-coaster and watch the crew gamely try to distribute cups of hot coffee and the complementary lemon-scented napkins.

But seriously, they might be more of use in states with the death penalty, or any euthanasia organisation.

not_morrison_rm, Aug 19 2019

The Euthanasia Coaster https://www.youtube...watch?v=eKmKLZOAT38
[Voice, Aug 19 2019]

Yes, the top can come off https://en.wikipedi...Airlines_Flight_243
[lurch, Aug 19 2019]

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       //complementary lemon-soaked napkins// - do they all have matching designs?
hippo, Aug 19 2019
  

       You'd have to ask Arthur Dent...
not_morrison_rm, Aug 19 2019
  

       My daughter visited the Boeing factory a couple of days ago, and apparently the employee parking lot has been commandeered for 737s because they can't deliver them.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 19 2019
  

       //My daughter visited the Boeing factory   

       And she lived? It's a miracle.
not_morrison_rm, Aug 19 2019
  

       Connect them to large metal arms around an axis for a carnival ride. It would be almost like flying, except for the part where you're in a Boeing 737.
RayfordSteele, Aug 19 2019
  

       Reminds me of when I was in high school, and one of my teachers wanted us to fundraise to buy the Airbus A320 that Chesley Sullenberger landed in the Hudson River after the engines inhaled a flock of birds. His plan was to set it outside the school and use it as classrooms during the school year and a museum during the summer. I wanted to mount it on the school's roof instead, still serving the same purposes. I don't think we raised a single dollar, though.
notexactly, Aug 22 2019
  
      
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