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I was thinking they would make good planters, if the
top can come off, or more amusing take the wings
off them, attach them to a roller-coaster and watch
the crew gamely try to distribute cups of hot coffee
and the complementary lemon-scented napkins.
But seriously, they might be more of use
with the death penalty, or any euthanasia
The Euthanasia Coaster
[Voice, Aug 19 2019]
Yes, the top can come off
[lurch, Aug 19 2019]
||//complementary lemon-soaked napkins// - do they all have matching designs?
||You'd have to ask Arthur Dent...
||My daughter visited the Boeing factory a couple of days ago,
and apparently the employee parking lot has been
commandeered for 737s because they can't deliver them.
||//My daughter visited the Boeing factory
||And she lived? It's a miracle.
||Connect them to large metal arms around an axis for a
carnival ride. It would be almost like flying, except for the
part where you're in a Boeing 737.
||Reminds me of when I was in high school, and one of my teachers wanted us to
fundraise to buy the Airbus A320 that Chesley Sullenberger landed in the Hudson River
after the engines inhaled a flock of birds. His plan was to set it outside the school and
use it as classrooms during the school year and a museum during the summer. I wanted
to mount it on the school's roof instead, still serving the same purposes. I don't think
we raised a single dollar, though.