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RealThought Media v. 6.2
From Real Networks...
 
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For those people who should sell if their IQ ever hits fifty, we have the perfect solution. Simply plug your web-enabled brain browser into our live streaming media database of random thoughts from normal people and sound like an intelligent man. Impress the ladies! Discount for politicians!

Upgrade to RealThought Gold and get access to our premium genius channels.


RayfordSteele, Dec 31 2001

Strawmen http://la.indymedia...strawman_01_05.php3
Uses the word 'pundit' in a sentence. [reensure, Jan 01 2002]

Bu||$hit Generator http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html
For use by MBAs [LeBain, Jan 03 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Bull$h!t Bingo http://www-lib.usc.edu/~karl/Bingo/
For use when in meetings with MBAs [LeBain, Jan 03 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Dilbert Mission Statement Generator http://umweb1.unite.../bin/ms_gen/ms2.cgi
How MBAs impress other MBAs [LeBain, Jan 04 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Postmodern Research Papers http://www.elsewher...cgi-bin/postmodern/
How to get an MBA [LeBain, Jan 04 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       re: Sarcasm... methinks RayfordSteele is making a tongue in cheek point about the bakery itself. This IS RealThought Gold.

thumbwax, Dec 31 2001
  

       No...the Gold edition would probably have consistently ingenious thoughts, and ones of a specie which would not involve custard and explosions so often. I imagine the HB would be the tie-dye-colored edition.

nick_n_uit, Jan 01 2002
  

       reensure chose the word pundit correctly. I still say this is The Gold Standard. And after all is said and done, everyone knows there is only one opinion which matters - that being mine of course.

thumbwax, Jan 01 2002
  

       The .5bakery doesn't crash NEARLY as often as anything from Real(ly Bad) does...

StarChaser, Jan 02 2002
  

       I used to be intelligentimized and unintelligiblacious upon first earglance myself.

thumbwax, Jan 04 2002
  

       Wow.... scary how much that bs generator site sounds like me....

RayfordSteele, Jan 07 2002
  

       (author's note.... this wasn't intended as sarcasm directed at HB but a tongue-in-cheek comment as to what we could do with web-enabled brain implants, upon my discovery of the category. In short, the category was the impetus).

RayfordSteele, Jan 07 2002
  
      
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