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I really think wig-makers/shops should automatically provide their wig-wearers with at least three wigs, all in the same style, but at different stages of growth. Thus avoiding that obvious giveaway - hair that NEVER grows.
They may need to be labelled (inside!)...
1. Just Cut ('Oh, I like
the way you've had your hair done!' 'Really? It isn't what I asked for'
2. Just getting to where you like it.
3. Overgrown Mess.
This would be order to avoid embarrassing mistakes.
Perhaps they could come with a calendar chart marked off at suitable intervals as an indication of when to change wigs. Of course, to be ultra realistic, the wig-wearer would only wear wig number 2 for a couple of days in the cycle, while wearing wigs 1 and 3 for a month each either side of 2.
As additions to the range, there could be wigs such as 'so greasy I can't even answer the door today', 'I thought I'd try that new thickening shampoo but it worked a little too well' , 'ultra visible cow's lick day' etc
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Mmmmkay, your hair grows an inch overnight and no-one notices. Where would you work to find workmates like that? In a school for the visually impaired? |
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Or you could just work with a bunch of men! |
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mood wigs
yellow - I'm hung over
green - I hate you
red - look just don't talk to me
white - I'm feeling old
blue - boo hoo hoo
pink - hello dahling
black - see green x 10 |
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What [Alf] said, Roald Dahl's book (sequel to 'Boy' iirc). |
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3 stages - baked but not obscure: Terry
Wogan has been doing this for years -
even in his prime time talkshow days. |
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realistic? - never baked! Half? Not even
quarter! |
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