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Mirrored loo roll that allows the user to peer into their big brown eye during clean up.
Any morsels spied with this highly reflective (and thoroughly absorbent) paper can be extinguished with extreme prejudice.
No more paste generation on hot days!
Dirty arse detector
http://www.halfbake...detector#1008253715
Same idea, different technique [phoenix, Dec 14 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Dirty arse detector
http://www.halfbake...tor.html#1008253715
Same idea, different technique [phoenix, Oct 21 2004]
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Whoa! And we thought Constantly Punching Hands was in fishbone territory. Reflective = Shiny = Slippery. I know you said it's absorbent, but reflective and absorbent are usually immiscible, in my limited experience. |
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UnaBubba; then perhaps it would be better if it were shiny and abrasive? |
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I simply prefer abrasive. It suits my personality, |
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Soterios; great idea, but doubtless there is a warehouse outlet somwhere on Earth piled high with goods like those you describe? Though I think I would buy some. |
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Or perhaps some DIY Rorshach tissue that gives you an insight into your (or god forbid, the previous person's) inner makeup? |
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I think abrasive people would leave a Rorschach rotory sander.... |
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Now Rorscach toilet paper could be a goer. Post that as an idea and I'll give you a croissant for nothing. If you don't post it I will. |
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I wasn't thinking of preprinted paper. Oh nevermind. I'll post the idea. |
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Wouldn't it be better to just have a mirror in the
bowl?
Maybe with a little wiper blade?
For it, not you.
Well, maybe one for you, too. |
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Mirror in the toilet bowl? I don't feel like flushing Hg down the toilet. Mabye a Dremel toilet paper attachment is what we need. |
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Why, why, why! That's so gross and wrong! What's wrong with regular toilet paper? |
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amis: are you talking HG Wells, mercury or some other? |
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Mercury in the toilet bowl would act as a mirror, but would be bad for the environment. A dremel toilet paper attachment would clean the crack, and it could be a rotating Osama Bin Laden head. And don't forget about the Toliet Bowl Spark plug, in order to remove the odors. |
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That would be Toliet Take, having served his time? |
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