No more do we need to sit on the potty and despair
the paper situation. No more ever.
Not with the new voice activated, remote controlled
Simply prepare your toilet paper as you would as if you
were replacing an empty, but instead insert your new
then place it close by the bathroom.
When you are running precariously low in a day or two,
give a call. It'll come.
"Here little roll, oh come here little roll", and within
seconds a brand new roll is awaiting you outside the