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Let the grandparents relive, or experience for the first time, the thrills and highs of a roller coaster ride, in the privacy of their own home. This inexpensive and easy-to-assemble kit attaches quickly to most rocking chairs.
Place the chair on the swivel base and engage the rockers to the hydraulic
pistons. The base pivots the chair with the turns in the roller coaster track, and the pistons tilt the chair to simulate inclines and declines. Attach the seat belt and mount the 28 screen with speakers and wind generator to the chair frame.
Plug in the Rocker Coaster, seat an eager old timer (or maybe youre tempted to do a test run yourself?) and start one of the ten, varying difficulty videos to enjoy sex, drugs and rock and roll, without needing the first two.
totally unrelated but it reminded me of one of my favourite links.
[po, Oct 04 2004]
||Obligatory swarm of gnats post
||po: Yes, it's beautifully done.
Gotta have bugs in their dentures by the time ride's over, ya see.
||"I see," said the blind man.