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Santa's Sweeping Boots Set is a present I'm planning on leaving beside the glass of sherry and the mince pie for Father Christmas this year.
They are exactly like his regular boots, except they have a fringe, composed of chimney sweeping brush bristles, running around them.
This means that when
"He" comes down my chimney next year, he can give it a good sweeping at the same time.
Merry Christmas everyone!
These boots were made for sweeping
[xenzag, Dec 24 2009, last modified Dec 17 2018]
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||// when "He" comes down my chimney next year, he can give
it a good sweeping at the same time.// C'est une
euphémisme, n'est-ce pas?
||Hur hur hur hur ... <Coughing/>