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Send Dennis Rodman back to NK

As a bioweapon...
 
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COVID could do at least a bit of good. KJU is obese and unhealthy. Give Rodman some time in Spain or somewhere, and then one handshake from the guy...
RayfordSteele, Oct 12 2020

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       The problem is that although he is definitely obese and unhealthy, he's not even 40 years old - and the biggest single determinant for a SARS-Cov-2 fatality is age.   

       If he were twice as old, your Cunning Plan might have a chance of success but it's down there with the "exploding seashells" and "poisoned cigar" attempts to nobble Fidel C, of that ilk ...   

       It's maybe worth a try, but have you considered the parable of "King Log and King Stork" ? What's there may be bad, but the nature of dictatorship can go down as well as up. His replacement might be worse - he's been preparing his sister to take over (allegedly).
8th of 7, Oct 12 2020
  

       Commendable idea, to be sure.   

       Might also bring along plans for an in-house McDonalds, 5 greasy meals a day, unfiltered Luckys, perhaps an exploding basketball?
whatrock, Oct 12 2020
  

       ... lifetime* free pass to Dunkin' Donuts...   

       *Fairly short, given the incipient Type II dibetes and the coronary artery disease.
8th of 7, Oct 13 2020
  

       ^ ever the optimist, [8th]!
whatrock, Oct 13 2020
  
      
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