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Sky High

The most relaxing skydiving experience possible!
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Want to cross that item off your bucket list but lack the will to overcome your most primal fears? Try Sky High the most relaxing skydiving experience possible!

1. Take one of our specially designed sedatives that place you in a calming comatose state.

2. Our associates strap your corpse securely to one of our skydiving professionals.

3. The professional boards a plane full of terrified skydiving trainees while your body dangles carelessly.

4. The professional performs a thrilling skydive while your seemingly lifeless body flails in the wind.

5. Once you've landed, wake up and view a recording of your daring feat.

determinism89, May 16 2018

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       Give him a sedagive!
Ian Tindale, May 16 2018
  

       "Why are the people down there so small? Why am I so hungry?"
RayfordSteele, May 16 2018
  

       “Oh, no!, Not again!”
Whistlebritches, May 17 2018
  

       We want to see the video where the participant is given a very short-acting medication such as nitrous oxide, resulting in them recovering full consciousness a few seconds after exiting the aircraft.   

       We suggest that top quality adult incontinence undergarments are included in the ticket price.
8th of 7, May 17 2018
  

       You could save a lot of money by just drugging people and then showing them stock footage of a flailing corpse skydiving.
mitxela, May 17 2018
  

       That is devious, cynical, unprincipled, exploitative, unworthy, and simply dishonest.   

       Have you ever considered running for public office ?
8th of 7, May 17 2018
  

       Hmmm, the start of Predators 2010 but without the Predators, safety first etc.
not_morrison_rm, May 18 2018
  

       //while your seemingly lifeless body flails in the wind//   

       A corpse is irrevocably lifeless.   

       //Once you've landed, wake up//   

       And seek brains ?
bigsleep, May 20 2018
  
      
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