Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Social Insecurity Cards
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These little cards would list---in very small print, because there would be lots of them---all your doubts, fears, and other insecurities about social situations. The back would feature a brief yet authoratative explanation of why the Social Security program is going to go down in flames long before you retire, taking all those payroll deductions of yours with it.

Ander, Sep 09 2000

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       A newspaper would be easier to read and cheaper...and it's already baked.

StarChaser, Sep 09 2000
  

       what you really want are antisocial insecurity cards. you print all your little doubts on them, and then paint over them in black so No-one Will Ever Know

moonmoose, Mar 21 2001
  
      
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