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Homeowners! Apartment Dwellers! Campers! Ever wished you had a few socket handles and a bunch of business ends in your kitchen? With Socket Utensils, your prayers to the deity of your choice have been answered!
It cores apples!
It screws corks!
It scoops ice cream!
It picks ice!
ladles liquids and soups!
It mallets meat!
It peels oranges!
It cuts pizza!
It mashes potatoes!
It peels vegetables!
If you order now, you'll get the optional rotato-socket so you can even serve pie from any angle!
And much, much more!
||For hygienic purposes, the nose picker could be a disposable attachment...
||well, I *was* eating my lunch, cheers, jin.
||I keep reading this as "it poops ice cream" and "it labels liquids and soups". Darn clever.
||po, in the grand scheme of things, I could have said worse - like Brussel sprout knife attachment... eww!
||hey, it was a sprout sandwich :)
||po, freshly picked?
bliss, with a single attachment?.. all at once?
(later: sorry, I'm being silly again)
||Itll go through the door, trust me.
You don't even have to open it.