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Soft Sculpture Nards

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This invention would be for those who want to make a splash at a nude beach, risque party or similar environment. Tight, flesh colored lycra shorts are endowed with soft sculpture genitals decorating the front. I envision something akin to a pornographic beanie baby. These would be double or triple life-sized of course. It might even be possible to firmly attach the sculpture with velcro, allowing the wearer to change genders, circumcision status etc as his or her mood suited. Worn under a skirt and flashed during Mardi Gras, these shorts are sure to garner many beads for the wearer.

Additional endowments could include a built-in music box along the lines of those crib toys that play a tune when tugged, or possibly an arrangement akin to the popular "squirting flower in the lapel" trick.

bungston, Apr 16 2004

A fine set. http://www.bullsballs.com/
[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

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       Another BUNGCO Exclusive. Does BUNGCO have a logo?
Letsbuildafort, Apr 16 2004
  

       ROFL - could lead to some interesting encounters with the judiciary.
DrCurry, Apr 16 2004
  

       Hats for dick-heads?
FarmerJohn, Apr 16 2004
  

       So are you going to model a pair?
silverstormer, Apr 16 2004
  

       //I envision something akin to a pornographic beanie baby.//   

       I want to know where you saw one of these in the first place? and whatever the heck it is.   

       <whispers> gotta be careful what I put into gloogle <w>
skinflaps, Sep 27 2007
  

       I ilke this - a bungston gem, worth reviving +
xenzag, Sep 27 2007
  

       heheh..Nards.
monk, Oct 01 2007
  
      
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