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Speed bunnies are a set of galloping
rabbits that occupy the central
of a motorway, travelling in both
directions. Their purpose is to be
in their regulated speed, but not
Their action is much the same as the
mechanical hare which is pursued in
futility by stampeding greyhounds at a
Speed bunnies are friendly company, who
will travel along happily beside you, but
you start overtaking them, have a
sting in their tail.
Speeders are easily detected and
photographed by the deceptively smart,
camera equipped bunnies, who can also
spray offending vehicles with a noxious,
fly attracting odour.
Any car thus sprayed will slowly become
enveloped in a ball of visibility reducing
flies and brought safely to a gradual halt,
also terminating a boy racer's
typical taunt: "there's no flies on me"
Bike caught in fast lane by speed bunnies
I told you not go racing ahead !!! [xenzag, Jul 12 2006]
Cheeta Speed Cameras
[Dub, Jul 12 2006]
You just need the right marketing.
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 12 2006]
||I like it, but there's a question mark over the 80mph flies.
|| my goodness, no, I don't like it, it's about speed cameras!
||for every ointment there is a fly......
||Excellent - I like the marking method especially.
||How about getting zoos to donate Cheetahs, and create a 5' wide Safari-Lane on the central (Wildlife) reservations? [ref Link] ([bun]ny)
||thank you Dub - just gave you the + for
your Cheetahs that I had previously
annotated, but forgotten to favourably
||Animals appropriate to locations
would naturally be desirable. (Barracudas
in elevated, water filled tubes for boat