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This is the perfect fashion accessory for someone who is conscious of their waistline. Over the course of a few months, it gradually stretches to about three times its initial length.
The recipient can experience the joy of "woohoo, I've shrunk to the next belt hole!" again and again without the trouble
of actually losing weight, before they finally work out what's going on, at which point you can laugh at them.
||// at which point you can laugh at them. //