Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Stupid White Men Halloween Costume

CEO costume
 
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The scariest costume of the season. Comes with a CEO face mask (grinning and dollar sign eyes) and elastic handcuffs. Kids, watch your candy sack around this "wrong doer".
jackoutofthebox, Oct 30 2002

stupid white men http://www.michaelm...oks-films/index.php
A bestseller by Michael Moore [jackoutofthebox, Oct 04 2004]

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       Perhaps with a large money sack over the shoulder to hold their bonuses and company pension funds?
dare99, Oct 30 2002
  

       Does it come with a fake CV?   

       If you plan to spend the evening with your friends, they could dress as the Board of Directors. <cue the vigorous nodding of heads and votes of confidence> They could spend the whole evening looking for other men dressed as CEOs so as to gain additional Directorships.
slide, Oct 30 2002
  

       Baked. I see people dressed as rich corporate bastards every halloween (NYC). Suits & moneybags.
snarfyguy, Oct 30 2002
  

       Okay. I'll see what I can do, or else remove my objection...
snarfyguy, Oct 30 2002
  

       I think this would be scary only for the truly unenlightened sheep who believe everything they hear and cannot make a decision on their own.
bristolz, Oct 30 2002
  

       It's called humor.
jackoutofthebox, Oct 30 2002
  

       The funniest part of it is where you tell the audience that it's humor.
bristolz, Oct 30 2002
  

       I read the Help menu and found no rule against political satire inventions. Did I miss it somewhere?   

       I've added a link. Is there a problem with that?
jackoutofthebox, Oct 31 2002
  

       Yes! You did it wrong.
bristolz, Oct 31 2002
  

       heh?
jackoutofthebox, Oct 31 2002
  

       <kidding>
bristolz, Nov 01 2002
  
      
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