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Surfing Chum

grind fishbones and pour them into the water
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Surfing is all about looking as chill as possible while actually being as hard-core as possible.

The most hard-core part of surfing is the risk of shark attacks.

Thus, to make your surfing more impressive, put a giant leaky bucket of chum (fish guts) on your surfboard, paddle out, and have at it!

If you're lucky, you'll jump just feet ahead of the sharks.

Gnarly.

sninctown, Aug 05 2015

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       I basically see no problem with this.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 05 2015
  

       Sharks obviously prefer humans.
cudgel, Aug 05 2015
  

       So, why not chop up humans instead of fish guts ? Fish appear to be on the decline, whereas humans continue to proliferate (partly by eating fish).   

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8th of 7, Aug 05 2015
  

       I'm saddened that skeet surfing never really caught on.
RayfordSteele, Aug 05 2015
  

       Thank you for the kind words.
sninctown, Aug 10 2015
  

       We're gonna need a bigger board.   

       I would watch this.
pocmloc, Aug 11 2015
  
      
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