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An energy drink / bar for swimmers that not only gives you energy, but also makes your skin secrete a glycerine-like lubricant so you can cut through the water faster.
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Perhaps you'd wanna see a doctor about that first ... |
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I think you want something that causes you to grow a 6" boat prop in your rectum. That'll speed you up. |
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// makes your skin secrete a glycerine-like lubricant // |
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Need some elaboration on this mechanism. eg. how? |
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Sometimes when I eat spicy foods I begin to sweat really hard. I suppose that the food would cause this reaction, but I don't know how it would cause the lubricant to leave your skin so quickly. As you can see this is still in the formative stages. |
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Must...Resist...Commenting... |
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<the office> will there ever be a boy who can swim faster than a shark? </the office> |
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A glycerine-like lubricant - if you mean the oil that makes greasy hair greasy and bald pates shine, we already make that stuff, so this doesn't sound totally impossible. |
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