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Swiss-Army Shoes

Multi-function toolkit shoes
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Maybe pair of black Oxfords, or oxblood brogues if you’re the country type, with a handy combination of tools built into the sole/heel. Compact and discreet, will complement your suit, and provide the means to Hotwire a car/de- fuse a bomb/change a fuse... when necessary. Kevlar shoelaces included.

Might mean I can find my F**ing tools when needed around the house.

Frankx, Nov 04 2019

Half Baked https://www.youtube...watch?v=CNOWULGnH_8
Rosa Klebb's Shoe [Skewed, Nov 07 2019, last modified Nov 08 2019]

Fully Baked https://www.youtube...watch?v=TNfu8baKkrI
Swiss army knife included. [Skewed, Nov 08 2019]

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       Your tools are on your utility belt.   

       Swiss Army Boots are Baked & WKTE, but disappointingly are nothing more than very good quality army boots.
8th of 7, Nov 04 2019
  

       //Might mean I can find my F**ing tools when needed around the house.//   

       //Your tools are on your utility belt.//   

       Option 3 : a bedroom dresser in the living room near the hallway, devoted mostly to items/tools, commonly in the "where the hell is my..." class : nail-clippers, hairbrush, spare lighters, tea-candles for blackouts, miniLED flashlights, needle-nosed pliers, tweezers, visegrips, can-opener, WD-40, duct-tape, crappy multi-head screwdriver, etc. Also contains the junk drawer(s).   

       Doesn't match the rest of the furniture on so many levels. Drives Ms. OCD S.Otter batshit.   

       I've considered building/purchasing a more aesthetically congruous storage solution, but... "Drives Ms. ...".
FlyingToaster, Nov 04 2019
  

       // I can find my F**ing tools when needed around the house// If you need tools to F**, you're doing it wrong.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 04 2019
  

       You really have no idea on how much fun you're missing out on, [MB].
8th of 7, Nov 04 2019
  

       You guys are so funny!   

       [FT]... option 3, we also have a “Drawer of Random Usefulness”, but it appears to have a special property of transmuting pliers, screwdrivers and adjustable spanners into nail clippers, chopsticks and unknown attachments for kitchen implements.
Frankx, Nov 05 2019
  

       //you're doing it wrong//   

       A little empathy for c3po, please!
pertinax, Nov 05 2019
  

       //utility belt//...//fun//   

       <backs away quietly/>
Frankx, Nov 07 2019
  

       <Wonders if the same shop will sell Swiss Army Socks/>
8th of 7, Nov 08 2019
  
      
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