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sometimes in conversation nonsense can sound like wit.
So this is a one button application for your phone that
spits out comments on demand for you to toss into a
so that you might seem witty or deep.
you press the button and on the screen pops a
that you can repeat
aloud that has nothing to do with
"the man with the blue shirt was my cousin too"
"you sure do have some sexy dogs"
"i never have arguments on a monday"
||Nice, [vfrackis]. The future is here, it's just not widely distributed yet.
||Tecate is on sale this Weekend.
||vertical stripes make me feel like a sumo wrestler..
||You will, Oscar, you will.