As everyday domestic items become smarter and IP-aware, a need
arise for communication with sanitary fixtures.
We propose a project to define Toilet Control Protocol merged with
Universal Urinal Control Protocol, designed to operate within IPv6.
A future extension to embrace BCPL (Bidet
would be part of the spec.
The most difficult part would be identifying a manger to run the
who actually gives a shit, as all candidates proposed so far all
their heads all the way up their own assholes, since they are
in the usual way i.e. with both hands, and have to resort to brown-