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Terahertz Prosthetic Penis

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A replica prosthetic penis extension which appears perfectly normal when viewed by a terahertz scanner, apart from its being approximately 30 inches long.

Wear two at once to celebrate "Dance for the Security Cameras" day.

MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 26 2010

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       Reminds me if the scene in "Spinal Tap" when one of the bandmembers gets a cucumber taken out if his pants at the airport.
DrWorm, Nov 26 2010
  

       I'm always a bit suspicious of ideas with genitalia and hurts in the title...
Jinbish, Nov 26 2010
  

       // perfectly normal .. apart from its being approximately 30 inches long. //   

       Eh ? That IS normal, shirley ?
8th of 7, Nov 26 2010
  

       The version for men is longer.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 26 2010
  

       Oh, right.   

       Your species is very odd.
8th of 7, Nov 26 2010
  

       penis envy.
po, Nov 27 2010
  

       I once heard someone very tall being interviewed on the radio. He was asked whether people commented on his height and he said that people often asked him, since he was about 7 foot tall, whether everything was 'in proportion' in the 'trouser department'. His reply was always "Gosh no - otherwise I'd be about 10 feet tall!".
hippo, Nov 27 2010
  
      
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