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The Brideman Movie

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> In contemporary western culture a bridesman is a male friend of the bride, one who walks down the aisle in the bridal ceremony in the traditional place of a bridesmaid.

- Wikipedia

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A few days before the wedding ceremony, the bride is with her friends and the brideman on the a foreign country. The groom is also with his groom-woman and other friends at a different location.

As usual, the bride's party gets attack by "war/cartel/kidnappers/etc...".

But the brideman and the groom-woman are ex CIA/SWAT/SEAL/etc... and they be dammned if they would let the wedding get cancelled over this little event. And worse, there is a communication black out!

Thus a sequence of escape/evasion/gunfights is done by the brideman to get the bride to safety.

The groom-woman also has a plan of interdiction/sniping/ballkicking in the hunt for the missing bride.

And thus is all for getting the groom and the bride, back just in time for the wedding.

Hey and maybe the brideman and the groom-woman might be able to meet eachother!

mofosyne, Apr 17 2015

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       The Brideman of Alcatraz
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 17 2015
  

       A sort of road trip/ rom-com/ action/ odd couple movie? There should be sports, sci-fi and magic/fantasy angles too, to catch as many movie-going demographics as possible.
hippo, Apr 17 2015
  

       What about the horses?
xandram, Apr 17 2015
  

       Were you thinking of Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Van Damme, Snipes, Willis or Crowe for the brideman?   

       I'm for it if they wear a pink suit - like camp Freddie in the Italian Job.
Loris, Apr 17 2015
  

       Brideman 2:
The Aisle Of Man
  

       Loris, Apr 17 2015   

       Don't forget about LIAM NEESON, especial if there is a kidnapping going on.   

       I would certainly like to see him act as the brideman in this move... though surely he must be sick of being typecasted by now.
mofosyne, Apr 17 2015
  

       Brideman 2 1/2: Taking her up the Aisle.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 17 2015
  

       //Were you thinking of Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Van Damme, Snipes, Willis or Crowe for the brideman?//   

       Rowan Atkinson, actually. Brideman 3: Johnny English 3, It's a Draw.
Canuck, Apr 17 2015
  

       "Aisle be back."
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 17 2015
  

       // The groom is also with his groom-woman and other friends at a different location. //   

       Did you mean "best woman"?   

       Does she have to be ex-military, too? It might be better to go for some other hackneyed cliché instead.
Then you could have a comedy interval at the stag do, at least.
Loris, Apr 17 2015
  
      
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