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This action sitcom would be set in a world in which James Bond,
Ethan Hunt, Austin Powers, and Julian Bean are brothers. James is
the eldest, the suave hit-it-and-quit-it ladies man. Ethan is the
sappy second son of the family who always ends up in long term
relationships that usually end in
girl walking out because he's
too possessive and controlling. Austin and Mr. Bean are the
youngest of the clan, nonidentical twins who ate paint chips and
sniffed glue together as children, and were given jobs in the family
business out of guilt.
Ideally directed by either Terry Gilliam or Mel Brooks.
||I was thinking John Cleese as the family patriarch.
||...and their irritating cousin, Jason Bourne.
(incidentally, is there a rule that secret agents - e.g. James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jack Bauer - have to have the initials "JB"?)
||No but you just introduced the newest conspiracy
theory. Nice job, 21ster, I'll be thinking about this
today at work. +
||[+] hah!! Do they have a mother? ( could it have been a petri dish?)
||Lol that's why I suggested Judi Dench. She's played M in all the
Daniel Craig Bond films.