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The Goth Squad
Kind of like a reverse Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad
A fine selection of small breasted females, with lots and
lots of piercings and leather and such. Trench coats, black
skirts, tights, black make-up, etc.
They sort of sneak out at the start of the game and look
around to see if anyone is looking. Then they begin to
chant slowly and in unison,
"Go team Go", in a very low
and throaty voice.
By halftime the other team is so distraught and distracted
they easily concede the game, and run off looking pale and
//a prerequisite for Goth-chickdom?//
It does seem to be part of the stereotype. [pertinax, Oct 11 2009]
Goth Cheerleading Costumes
[Jinbish, Oct 11 2009]
the mega goth [xenzag, Oct 12 2009]
Proper Goths - in Hot Weather
Some of them don't have small breasts, neither. [gnomethang, Oct 13 2009]
||Is being small breasted a prerequisite for Goth-chickdom?
I hadn't noticed that specific trait, and although I seem to be able to look a woman in the eyes more than most straight males I've met, ... I still can't help but notice.
||Ohhh, I like Jin, they just need to be a little darker, if
you know what I mean. That costume looks like a
cross between a goth girl and a Barbie Doll.
||Abby Sciuto ... OOOOhhhhh .....
||The plan is flawless but for this: Goths do not care for sports events.
||They should all look like Amy Winehouse after a rough night (I call her Amy Winebottle) see link
||You forgot the new foam filled breasts!
||Is goth and junkie, alcoholic looking, interchangeable
now? In the day goths were far more stylish. In their
own way, that is.
||Lets be very clear on this...Amy Winehouse is NOT a Goth. She just isn't.
She probably wouldn't even drink Snakebite and Black (unless it was the only thing left in the house)
||heh. (nice link gnome, more like what I was thinking