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The Library Of No Pants

Go to library, and remove pants
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To help lighten the atmosphere, I thought I would offer up a companion destination to The Church Of No Pants.

A news story on my TV just said there was a man with no pants on, at the Milford Library, and that he had to be removed. They went on to say someone lent him their panties so he could be led out, but that the panties didn't conceal enough.

So I say...Let's give him a library all his own. We here at the halfbakery are a benevolent sort.

Right???

So the idea is for a public library located here and there, where pants are optional. We do recommend, however, you stay seated.

blissmiss, Aug 27 2009

Unshelved webcomic http://www.unshelve...aspx?strip=20020314
Has a regular library visitor who doesn't wear pants... Or anything else. Completely family friendly and SFW. [Forthur, Aug 28 2009]

(?) I had it all wrong http://www.wtnh.com...y_200908271152_rev1
sorry [blissmiss, Aug 28 2009]

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       <slings>have a thong!<s>
po, Aug 27 2009
  

       I had a dream like this. Many times over. You're missing the gigantic fishnet in the middle of the building into which I kept getting tangled, however.
daseva, Aug 27 2009
  

       Ducks, have an encyclopedia. (hmm those suckers are heavier than I remember)...
blissmiss, Aug 27 2009
  

       Panty Porn?
blissmiss, Aug 27 2009
  

       Trousers catalogues.
tatterdemalion, Aug 28 2009
  

       was he looking for you, blissy? ah, memories flooding back...<stifling giggles at work>
po, Aug 28 2009
  

       Oh no, I must have been half asleep when I heard the story. I had this all wrong. The poor guy is innocent. He was completely dressed, in unders and work boots. Sorry, he did have the mandatory "shirt and shoes" on.   

       (Bubba, how did you know? He was found in the financial section. Ha po, I had forgot.)
blissmiss, Aug 28 2009
  

       I took my shoes off in a museum once because my feet were hot. They told me to put my shoes back on, as being unshod in this public building was against the regulations. This sort of petty bureaucracy is why museums all over the UK are closing.
Notes, Jan 09 2017
  

       I took my shoes off in a museum once because my feet were hot. They told me to put my shoes back on, as being unshod in this public building was against the regulations. This sort of petty bureaucracy is why museums all over the UK are closing.
Notes, Jan 09 2017
  

       I do hope that the chairs are cleaned often.
RayfordSteele, Jan 10 2017
  
      
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