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The STARPI award
For absurd and/or offensive statements of corporate values, mission, vision (etc)
So. At my last job I got a STARPI award, for displaying some or all of the official
"corporate values". Which were:
Well. Thank goodness STARPI is an acronym, not an anagram. Because that
would just be absurd (TAPIRS) or
utterly offensive (RAPIST).
I propose the STARPI award for examples (IRL) of corporate values statements
that are somehow equally, or more, absurd and/or offensive.
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